ended up in the ER last night with what I thought could have been pneunomia but it was ruled not....not heart shit either but hurt like fuck to breathe....the god damn chief deuputy showed up...i think to make sure I was legit. the one of my co workers texts me...FUCK YOU ALL like i'd lie bout that shit?

RANDOM THOUGHTS

Was reading an atricle about fire service leadership and the thought of having a higher education. (sarcastic tone) no way...be smart and a firemen...parish the thought....it's stupid thinking that we don't need an education that will end up killing us.

Shark week...I don't understand the people who go nuts about this. It's kinda like going nuts for anything (yeah even the Red Sox) people will make fun of it...my answer to them: I am to the Sox what you are to Jesus...now go beat a bible or pop out baby number 20..fucking wierdo!

lost the thought train I hijacked...more later

DATE NIGHT TURNED FIGHT NIGHT

Out for a date night with the wife, met up wih some people from work and the fire house. Was in the middle of some rather good conversation and people watching when all hell breaks loose right next to us. Drunk black dude(black guy) and drunk white dude (whitey)start running thier mouths to each other the wife looks my way and says "they ar going to go", I grab my phone to text a bouncer working downstairs (as there were no bouncers upstairs) but before I can sent my three word text of "fight loft NOW!" fists start flying and and I am pulling whitey of of the black guy. I was telling whitey there he was done and was leaving, when WHAM! Glass and beer going flying into whiteys head and my hand (the picture above). So I am pissed, tell the now arriving bouncer, to grab me and bar rag, so I can stop bleeding on the floor. Walk down the staris and meet two of the nw 7 or so cops on sceene....tell them to call the unit, cos my hand is fucked. Unit comes and they clean up my hand...black dude goes to jail (two counts use of a weapon to commit a felony) ha ha ha ha see you Monday fucker!

People and gifts to you....

Normally I love gifts, I cherish them, welcome them with open arms, much like the dad from a X Mass story waiting for his fra gee lay leg lamp. I recently recieved something that makes zero sense to me....someone must help me wrap my head around this one.

Blank post cards from Disney World!

I hate Disney World, in fact I dislike most things Disney, it's not that I dislike fun mind you, I just think Disey is over rated.

Also I think if you're going to give a post card to someone you should HAVE MAILED IT TO THEM....like "hi how are you I am at (insert place you are here) wish you were here with us. It's a simple fucking thing to do.

Can you imagine if you sent the post card of somewhere you've never been what a big smuck you'd look like to you buddies.

"oh Ron got your post card how was the Magic Kindom?"
"I dunno Buffy, we never went there"

Are you kiddin' me?!?!?